If return-to-office announced at an all-company at my work, I’m putting in my two weeks in the chat and on our all-company slack channel.

My place isn’t shitty enough to do that (I hope) but I’ve got a lil write-up in the works to copypaste immediately in the event they are. I’m curious as to if it would inspire anyone else to leave, too.

I hope you don’t have to go back to the office, but you’re exceptionally based if you refuse.

You’re my hero.