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    • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3·
      14 days ago

      I think that you can have as many as you want, though if you’re in Texas, it’d be technically illegal to have six or more:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

      In 1973, the Texas Legislature passed Section 43.21 of the Texas Penal Code, which, in part, prohibited the sale or promotion of “obscene devices.” The statute defines “obscene device” as “a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” The legislation was last updated in 2003, and Section 43.23 currently states, “A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device.”[1] Section (f) of the law also criminalizes the possession of six or more devices (or “multiple identical or similar” devices) as “presumed to possess them with intent to promote.”[1]

    • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4·
      14 days ago

      People clean sleeves (fleshlights) on the regular. And an adult sized (please, dear Eothas, let it be adult sized…) android is not something you can hide in a sock drawer. So a cleaning station is very reasonable.

      • Mike@lemm.eeEnglish
        31·
        13 days ago

        People clean sleeves (fleshlights) on the regular

        I don’t imagine that to be the happiest activity. The post-nut clarity must be insane.

      • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
        1·
        14 days ago

        And an adult sized (please, dear Eothas, let it be adult sized…) android is not something you can hide in a sock drawer.

        Not a sock connoisseur, I see.

        • T156@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          10 days ago

          Incineration is a terrible idea indoors. At best, you’ve now got the smell of cooking and pyrolised human juices filling the place, and at worst, is the house being filled with carbon monoxide from the combustion.