Love isn’t real.
I guess they’ll try again in another twenty years.
Like the comet, does the bennifer cycle foretell impending change?
I still have some hope.
Celebrities’ personal lives are not what I think of when I think of news. I do not g an f about them.
Takeaway: being a celebrity destroys any hope of having regular relationships.
The few celebrities I know of who still love each other after 20+ years do so mostly at the cost of their celebrity status. There’s a few like Dolly Parton who walk a fine line. Works best if the relationship pre-dates celebrity status.
Kurt Russell also comes to mind, again, within the limitations of Hollywood.
I refuse to read the article. I thought they were a thing like 20 years ago
They were. Then they broke up. Then two years ago they got married. Then they broke up.
I would just like to acknowledge the fact that I thought they had married and divorced long ago, and that I had thought so little about it that this is actually surprising news.
I’m so happy about my life choices not paying attention to these attention whores.
