Context: Don’t fling your junk in a public restroom, I’ll remind you who carries circumcision tools.
Dude didn’t fuck with me, and he left pretty quick.
OP seems lost… do we have a Lemmy equivalent to r/lostredditors?
No he’s just a fragile child who feels threatened by a cock and somehow uses that as justification for mutilation and or murder. Best to block and move along
Normally I’d agree, but this guy is too damn entertaining. He’s like a living caricature.
Thank you, I try my best!
No, I’m 42 years old and went into a public restroom to rinse a dog bowl out, with a ~60 year old pervert moaning, stroking his dick, and hoping I’d suck him off.
I’m no goddamn child and I ain’t about to do shit like that!
So what if I defended myself, with just words and show what I got, better than most of you downvoters that think I wasn’t in the right to defend myself.
And you thought brandishing a pocket knife was a good idea?
Did he say any of this? Why wouldn’t he call the cops on you?
You should stay home.
I’m not lost at all.
The best weapons are the ones you never have to use.
Those aren’t weapons kiddo.
Well it kept me from getting raped today, so take that for whatever you will. Fuckoff.
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Wtf did I just read? I read OP’s comments on this post and it just reeks of “wannabe tough guy”.
Who are you trying to impress?
I can promise you that this won’t make your father respect you.
My father died 10 years ago.
My self defense devices kept me from getting raped today, but thank you for being an asshole.
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Dude touch grass if someone wants to post cringe that’s on them but responding to every one of their comments is just harassment.
Thank you for confirming you’re an asshole.
I’ve never blocked anyone before on Lemmy, but I’m about to learn how…
You probably got all worked up because he was shaking piss drops at the urinal.
Stop with the neckbeard bluster.
You are going to get yourself seriously hurt if you don’t wake the fuck up.
this is not coming from a bad place but you should consider talking about this with your therapist
Thank you for the thought, but I don’t go to anyone with the title ‘The Rapist’
you are unhinged. get help.
I’m actually one of the least dangerous people anyone could ever meet. Hell, I’d probably defend you in a pinch, you don’t seem like a bad person.
But when I’m out and about on my own, I don’t know what crazies I might encounter.
The best weapon is the weapon you never have to use.
weapon you never have to use
Brandishing a weapon is using a weapon my guy
I can’t even convince anyone else in this very thread that it’s potentially a weapon, everyone else considers it ‘style’.
Regardless, I graduated school wearing V2 of this, and was never suspended. This is V3, tougher and ready for any idiots ready to come my way.
No one is disagreeing you pulled a weapon. You said yourself its a weapon.
What are you going on about with graduation now, how is that relevant
I didn’t even pull a weapon, I just needed to rinse my knife after opening our dog food. So what I used my knife to open the bottom of the can.
Only working water faucet was in the restroom, where apparently the pervert was waiting.
Why are you so nosy about this? I defended myself, with words, would you like to know how long his dick was?
Ah, so you’re just a troll… ggwp
I don’t play games, I make them.
Wanna play a game?
I always wanted to make a game
Congrats, you’re Opponent #1
you win. Goodnight
Leatherman tools are great for camping or the odd specific job around the house.
They are not good self defense tools.
By the time you’ve pulled it out of its little holster thing and opened the blade you’ll already be shot or stabbed by someone who didn’t bring a rubucs cube to a readily available tool fight.
Dude had his dick out. Guess who won this battle today?
You should have whipped your cock out to establish dominance.
You basically admitted to feeling threatened by his hog.
I’ve already seen this dude before, he’s a known pervert. He’s lucky I didn’t cut his fucking balls off.
Realistically, you’re lucky you didn’t. Excessive force is a thing, and you’d have trouble convincing a jury that his dick was a threat to your life.
A punch to the jaw, sure. Even a kick to the dick, no problem. But once you stop swinging your dick here, you know damn good and well that actually using a weapon on some perv is not going to end well for you. Some places, just brandishing it could get you in more trouble than he would get into for wagging weenies.
Also, dude. A leatherman? As a weapon? You’d have been better off leaving the blade shut and using it to reinforce your hand for a punch, or using it like a yawara. You go trying to actually use that blade on someone, and you could lose a finger.
The leather itself would have been a better weapon. 12 millimeter spikes in 4 millimeter leather, that shit don’t play.
Literally, it doesn’t play, it barely flexes to even remove it in the evening.
If I ever did use it, I’m pretty sure that 12mm penetration into a temporal lobe would likely relieve me of any problems.
Buddy, metal heads and punks wear those in mosh pits, they leave a bruise at most.
This one is custom made, by me.
I can promise you, if I needed to use it, it would easily penetrate the temporal lobe.
That knife would get you killed.
Funny, that knife and watchband kept me from getting raped today you dumb fuck!
No it didn’t.
The dude probably put his cock away due to you not saying yes.
Get help, you fragile, easily-triggered white man.
Oh, that’s fucking funny. The dude that stroked his dick at me is a well known pervert.
He’s lucky I don’t actually use the tools I carry.
Pfft
What truck stop did you buy these at?
Custom made, cost me like $70, top shelf leather.
I have plenty of spare material though!
I’m not familiar with leather. What do you look for that makes it top quality?
Oddly yet simply enough, it’s labeled as top shelf leather. Genuine leather is the cheap shit believe it or not.
Check your local boot repair shop. Shit ain’t cheap.
I guess I should add more context.
Dude was already in the public restroom, with his wang hanging out. I just went in there to rinse our dog food bowl out.
I can’t help that I was carrying an open knife, that needed rinsing too.
So, what would anyone else do, walking into a public restroom holding an open knife with a perv tugging his duderope?
Words alone can do a lot in a pinch, I ain’t in any hurry to harm anyone.
You’re the type to get stabbed with your own knife
You’re funny. This is the third version of my watchband. I literally sleep with this thing on, never stabbed myself once.
I said knife.
You just told me your spikes ain’t shit.
You’ve never worked with real leather have you?
4mm thick top shelf leather ain’t no joke, my spiked watchband can easily puncture a skull, if I ever needed to.
And that’s the point of my meme, the best weapon is the one you never need to use.
What the fuck did you take?
I have a wrist band like that too, you know what the people at the airport did? They asked for me to take it off because of the metal. After that I put it back on and went in my flight.
Again, those aren’t weapons.
The watch was actually given to me by a dude that later attacked me. So this is what I did.
So, fuck you and the whore you rode in on, I’ve never had to use it, but it still protects me.
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What are you 12?
Buds you’re about as hard as melted ice cream
Say “wtf dude” or nothing. You could snap a pic and call the cops. I doubt your knife saved you from SA like you’re saying.
The photo wasn’t taken in the restroom, I didn’t have my phone with me while I went to piss and wash the dog bowl out.
Photo of what I had was taken later, after I was so rudely encountered with a pervert dick.
Do you people really assume everyone carries a phone up their ass to public restrooms?
A lot more people than 42 year olds with hot topic weaponry
Ronnie? The one and only, missing two fingers?
