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Cake day: December 18th, 2023
  • GluWu@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is TrumpericaEnglish
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    13 days ago

    Llama 3.3 70B

    It was a typical day in the life of Donald Trump, scanning the news and social media for any mention of his name. But one headline caught his eye: “Tesla Sales Down, Elon Musk Under Pressure.” Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he thought about his beloved Elon, struggling to keep his company afloat.

    Donald had always been a huge fan of Elon Musk, admiring his innovative spirit and entrepreneurial genius. He often found himself wondering what it would be like to meet Elon, to talk to him, to get to know him better. And now, with Tesla’s sales down, Donald saw an opportunity to not only help his idol but also to get closer to him.

    He quickly picked up the phone and dialed the number of his local Tesla dealership. “I want to buy a new car,” he said, his voice firm and commanding. “The best one you have, with all the bells and whistles.”

    The salesman on the other end of the line was thrilled to hear from Donald Trump, and he quickly arranged for a brand-new Tesla Model S to be delivered to Donald’s office. As Donald waited for his new car to arrive, he couldn’t help but think about Elon Musk and how much he wanted to meet him.

    When the car arrived, Donald was impressed by its sleek design and advanced features. He took it for a spin, feeling like a million bucks as he cruised down the highway. And as he drove, he couldn’t help but imagine Elon Musk sitting in the passenger seat beside him, smiling and laughing as they talked about their shared love of innovation and success.

    As the days went by, Donald found himself driving his new Tesla everywhere, showing it off to his friends and acquaintances, and always making sure to mention Elon Musk’s name. He even started tweeting about his new car, praising Elon’s genius and vision.

    And then, one day, Donald received a direct message from Elon Musk himself. “Thanks for the support, Donald,” Elon wrote. “I’d love to meet you in person and talk about our shared passion for innovation.”

    Donald’s heart skipped a beat as he read the message. He quickly arranged for a meeting with Elon, and a few days later, they sat down together in a luxurious conference room.

    As they talked, Donald found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with Elon’s charming smile and quick wit. He was smitten, and he knew it. And as the meeting came to a close, Donald reached out and took Elon’s hand, looking into his eyes with adoration.

    “Elon,” he said, his voice trembling with emotion. “I think I might be falling for you.”

    Elon looked back at him, a hint of surprise in his eyes. But then, a slow smile spread across his face, and he leaned in close. “I think I might be falling for you too, Donald,” he whispered.

    As they kissed, Donald knew that this was just the beginning of a beautiful romance. He had bought a new car to support his beloved Elon, but in the end, he had found something much more valuable: love.

  • GluWu@lemm.eetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Developer creates endless Wikipedia feed to fight algorithm addictionEnglish
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    1 month ago

    Saw this posted in a ADHD com a few days back. Every comment was just like “oh no…”. I opened it and like 20 minutes later realized, oh no. I can and have spent many entire days just reading Wikipedia and following linked subjects. So much so I run out in areas. I can’t handle a lot of visual and audio stimulation, short form content is such a nightmare for me, can’t watch it. But give me pages of the most dense info and I’m hooked. I just need the option to download every paper referenced from every Wikipedia page I visit.