I beseech ye, oh glorious Wrestling Gods, let Yuka Sakazaki defeat Moné for the TBS Championship.

This wins. In my heart, anyway.

Yeeesssss

I’m going to take a wild guess that “enhanced perks” means more time to be with family, which I’m totally in support of. But yeah, she should wrap up her current contract first.

This. Kicks. Ass.

There are so many great references and jokes in here. Ishizaki is either a huge TJPW fan, or the person who commissioned the art knew exactly what fans would want to see in it.

I had to…

I already do that, just not simultaneously.

chugs White Claw

Okay, WWE, hear me out:

I receive: 1 Alexa Bliss

You receive: 1 Rey Fenix, 1 Ricky Starks, and our remaining supply of Woooo! Energy drinks

Whaddaya say?

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

I’m going to be downloading/installing Rebirth on my pc as I watch this after work, after that, y’all might not see me for a while. 😅

I forgot that Steam downloads don’t go live until 10am Pacific. So, I’m going to bed as soon as I finish Dynamite. Foley as my witness, I will play Rebirth today!

Hey, now! You’re not supposed to be joking and civil, you’re supposed to be slinging slurs and insults back and forth un…

Fuck it, I’m not finishing it, y’all get the joke.

Our AEW live threads are easily the most active ones here, I’m sure you’ll fit right it.

I suspect some wrestlers won’t move to Bluesky, cuz y’know.

“BREAKING: lemming dunks on Drew McIntyre” lol

But does Homer like Real American Beer, brother brother?