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Cake day: August 3rd, 2023

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  • I watched a group of friends start a game. I warned them not to do the 400 for landing on go and the taxes go to free parking and all that bullshit. They said it’s more fun that way. I said when you’re crying in 3 hours I will rub it in your face.

    3 hours later they were raging and I rubbed it in.

    Also my little cousins invited me to play. I said OK, but only if we play by the written rules. I intended to demolish them so they wouldn’t want to play anymore because monopoly sucks. I grabbed the green corner, caused a housing shortage (it’s part of the game and the best strategy, never upgrade to hotels) and wrecked them. Rather than being sad, they immediately wanted to play with their friends to similarly wreck them.

    Tangent aside, the whole game should take no longer than 45 minutes.






  • I had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard to play when this happened.

    Important to note that immediately after that cutscene, you massacre your way through dozens of luchadores while “you’re the best” by Joe Esposito plays.

    Though to be fair, saints row was always a game that set the bar of ridiculousness very high, then one upped itself in the next game, and it was gonna be pretty tough after defusing a launched nuke while riding it, then smashing through the white house to land at the desk. Which is fine, by the way, because you’re already the president. And the matrix stuff but we don’t talk about that as much.







  • I regret to inform you that this won’t change most of their minds. They already have the right wing talking heads telling them trans people are mentally ill, they can’t imagine wanting to cut their nuts off, therefore anyone that does must be mentally ill and that slots right into their preconceived beliefs perfectly.

    I’d say your best shot to maybe make them understand is “do you wake up and choose to be a man/woman? Neither do I”

    It’s even funnier when the topic is being gay because you will get a few that say they DO wake up and choose to be straight. Like buddy, I have news for you. (Though those ones are sad because they’re denying who they are due to external pressures, but at the very least they should be somewhat empathetic)