Cool

I did consider the Honda Element but it gets surprisingly poor gas mileage.

Wow, the computer did a great job.

Well done. Timing the re-entry is difficult as well.

Setting up a stupid question just to deliver a pun as a punchline is 100% a dad joke in my book.

I’m interested to hear what you think is required for a joke to be a dad joke.

Dad jokes are classically built around puns, as is the case here.

Setting up context doesn’t make this a knock knock joke.

If his math is right, and assuming that his property tax is about 1-2% of his home’s value per year, then the value of his home has increased about 15-30x the original value.

Its hard to be sympathetic.

They were going to send the weapons either way. They eliminated the school lunch programs so they could cut taxes for the rich.

Good point.

Somehow I think that the price of eggs is only a small contributor in the cost for vaccine manufacturing. Don’t worry, there are still enough eggs.

Die in a fire, Bezos.

Ever head the phrase, “Trumped up”

These are the kinds of highly plausible suppositions that I come here for.

Do we have any open source options for traffic data?

Now hold on there, I’d let them do the ads and the vehicle tracking bs if the car was nice and it was free.

If I’m buying the car, there’s no fucking way.

Gr8 b8

Do you know what’s better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ.

You’re all mad because you lost money investing in bitcoin when it was pumping and then selling during a crash. Don’t worry, it’s safe with me.

I know you’d like to characterize it as dumb luck because that would make you feel better. The reality is that I’ve been making small monthly bitcoin purchases for the better part of a decade as a part of a much larger retirement fund.

When the btc price hit $100k, I sold most of the initial investment so that now I’m just risking losing part of my gains.

You can call it lucky and incredibly stupid. I can call it calculated risk.

Yes, there was. Thank you.