*meta-stasize

It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.

If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.

If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.

If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.

To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!

(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)

Looks like Maxwell Smart lost his shoe!

I disagree, he should kill them…

With kindness!

I was going to say, far better to be expelled out of the country than out a window.

The VCR isn’t flashing 12:00 am? What sort of witchcraft is this?