

OK but who’s sitting on the cone? Is it lubed?
Okay. All I got is a big bag of lemons. Can you do stuff like that with lemons?
I still watched the umbrella academy.
The whole time I’m going “where’s the sex scene!”
Or he hated cats. Or a particular cat.
You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.
Isn’t that protected speech?
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50 States, 50 Protests, 1day
Feb 5 @ your downtown.
Pass the word!
It should be interesting, watch the news!
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50 States, 50 Protests, 1day
Feb 5 @ your downtown.
Pass the word!
Yes I do! Please go ahead and jerk it for me.
I just noticed a big problem with your setup. Ger rid of the Windows 11 install. Whoever needs that in your home, get them a small puppy.
Man I owe so much!
Oh fine fine, line up!
Whatever happened to mutual play, I mean Pay, noI mean play?
Just stay there! We don’t want you here?
Okay… And that helps anyone how? Where’s the other foot? I would like to help? I have a sledge hammer! C’mon don’t be shy.
But, I got ideas! How about everyone who files for a patent has to give the Democratic party all their money or how autocorrect wants, all their monkey! That’ll show them!
And how about everyone who goes to and graduates from college must serve a 30 year sentence? Fabulous!
Need a car license? Just smash your car on this steel wall! Yey! So easy! So much better than racists!
WTF! Put the thinking cap back on dudes!
This is precisely why you should never quit via a conversation with HR. You should send HR and your personal email an email detailing your resignation. Same for anything else that is sensitive. I’m fact you should keep record of everything you do for the company via email. It helps you personally because you can show how many good things you did that year. They can’t comeback and say you were Lazy if you can show an email trail showing the exact opposite. Similar in cases of sexual or racial abuse…don’t say anything to the perps…email them describing exactly what they did and cc or bcc your self and HR.
god: Peter, they’re doing it again! Shrimp and radish in ground up pig and cow bone and parts. Why do they hate me?
Peter: I tried to tell them but they wouldn’t listen! Also they have a thing called pornhub now.
god: its a test.