• @miseducator@lemmy.world
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    4511 months ago

    Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

        • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          1611 months ago

          Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

            • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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              1511 months ago

              That’s the neat part, they don’t! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

    • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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      611 months ago

      I was going to make a similar comment, I vaguely remember him eating or drinking something funny and it going around in his stomach as such.