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Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough
Anything’s a baby if you’re brave enough?
Amidoinitright?
You can eat anything, once.
Turns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you
Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives
“It’s not a war crime the first time.”
Have you met babies? They’ll eat anything, period. Except their food. That’s half the challenge in parenting.
Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them
