• @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      823 days ago

      The only thing that works is abstinence. It’s like handling a gun. Don’t put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you’re ready for kids.

      Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it’s true.

      • CrimeDadA
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        23 days ago

        I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don’t think abstinence counts as birth control because it’s not coitus that risks pregnancy. It’s like saying ice skating is birth control.

        • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          322 days ago

          Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

          or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

    • Neato
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      523 days ago

      Condom. You can see that it’s there. Closest you can get.

      • @Ifera@lemmy.world
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        723 days ago

        It is pretty easy to tamper with a condom in invisible ways, from poking holes or letting it expire, to stealthing. Hell, you can even cook the condom at low heat for a while in its package and you will cause significant structural damage to it, without even bruising most packaging.

        Even a freshly bought condom and a little sleight of hand can go a long way into tampering. No birth control is trust free.