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tatann@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Luigi checking out another CEO in my feed ?

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Luigi checking out another CEO in my feed ?

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tatann@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Mr CEO will be quite perplex when nobody uses his stupid browser. Maybe he’s banking on Google buying it and silently renaming it Chrome

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      Pffft. Dude, normies ain’t givin shit, if browsie’s good it’s gonna get used, privacy volation or no.

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        Yeah i think people here overestimate how much people care. Call it a gaming browser or give it a cool skin and people will use it.

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          Standard lemmy problem. Or any specialist really. “Of course everybody knows about fingerprinting! That’s the most basic knowledge!”

          My brother, more and more folk today don’t even use PC, they consoom whatever their android/iOS spits at them xD

          • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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            Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/2501/

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        If people have to download and install, when they already have chrome, I don’t see anyone opting for it, that’s what I meant

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          I mean they are passing on Edge and it is kinda decent.

      • SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world
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        Loving my duckduckgo more and more

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      He’s already made a deal to have it pre-installed on the new Razr phones from Motorola, and has hinted that Samsung is doing something similar.

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    Fellow Voyager enjoyer, I see

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      “But… I don’t remember upvoting this. Might have missclicked.”

      clicks upvote button

      “What?”

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      Baited me, I thought I upvoted a post I’ve never seen lol

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    LibreWolf Mullvad Browser IronFox Ungoogled Chromium Chromite

    get their names out there. switch them on your friends and families devices. not like they’ll notice as long as the icon is the same.

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    Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.

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      Jury should do a funny. Say he did it but it was a lawful killing.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        There are, actually, a whole lot of defenses under the umbrella of necessity, although after Dan White’s acquittal, judges don’t like it.

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      someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates murders another CEO

      It’s only an assassination if you kill someone of high importance, usually political importance

      • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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        The CEO of UNC is politically important

        • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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          The fuck he is. He was some overpayed dickwad with more ego than brains. Corporations should not hold any political significance, much less their executives

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            They shouldn’t but they do, right?

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              Only if the people allow them to. Don’t.

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                Luigi didnt

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        Hasn’t there to be a contract too?

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          No. Do you think there was a contract out on JFK or Lincoln?

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            [yes, no]

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      The real killer just needs to do another one.

      Then theyll be really freaking the fuck out.

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    I clicked on this and thought I was stuck on my homepage because the UI wasn’t responding

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    This is a great new meme format

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    While evil, it’s not something that’s killing people, unlike with UHC.

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      Just sending some to Guantanamo or el Salvador. And some more. And a few more.

      …

      And a few more…

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      Not directly, it just helps build a world in which empathy and freedom are dead.

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    So Perplexity is making Chrome? Because Chrome already exists.

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      Or just buy it.

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    I am a simple man; I see the blue shell, I upvote.

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    As The Clash said…

    “you have the right not to be killed. Murder is a crime, unless it was done by a policeman or aristocrat.”

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    People on the right:

    People on the left:

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    All to better manipulate you into giving more money to a corporation than the value of the product or service they give you in return. This entire fucking system is to manage how much the powerful are able to exploit the weak.

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    It’s quite divisive. One one hand I think Luigi is innocent and a fall guy for the establishment.

    On the other hand I want Luigi to be the symbol of resistance of the common people towards the mega wealthy capitalists without morals.

    Those two are almost mutually exclusive. I think there is a way of him being declared innocent and still remain the vector of the idea of that resistance, however it’s exactly that idea that the amoral cucks want to destroy most of all…

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    It’s just sad.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    He just checking out, and maybe visit the mc donalds near the CEO’s office.

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