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qkalligula@my-place.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

I think it's interesting seeing people in the rest room. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had.

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I think it's interesting seeing people in the rest room. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had.

qkalligula@my-place.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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Like you’re ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro… You made that with your own body.

#poop #ibslife #ibs @showerthoughts @funny #showerthought

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

    • qkalligula@my-place.socialOP
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      @Hideakikarate to be clear, you’re right… but not my experience

  • terminhell@lemmy.world
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    Bruh, I got shit to do…

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Yeah. You can stop talking to strangers in the bathroom, Larry Craig

    • qkalligula@my-place.socialOP
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      @Proprietary_Blend tell every worker that has bothered me mid push

  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    No talking in the bathroom!

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    You seem like the sort of guy to stand next to someone in the urinal.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      He’s the guy who stands there and stares at you without saying a word

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      @muntedcrocodile i…no… 100% no… i will die with these downvotes… but I just think you should be proud of your product.

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    Stop that. Don’t talk to me.

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    If someone tries to srike up conversation with me in the toilets my first thought is that im about to be mugged

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