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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28737484

POV: Your tournament opponent is chess itself.

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    This guy is one unfair ruling away from becoming a Batman villain.

    • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      His name? The Rookie

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        11 days ago

        You would have some good episodic titles with Harley Quinn and the Dark Knight involved

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      12 days ago

      I think he can already qualify as a stand user.

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    Oh, you think the chess board is your ally, but you merely adopted the game. I was born in it, molded by it.

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    He wanted to be called a Chess-head, but they just ended up calling him Checkers. :(

    • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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      He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one.

  • Dragomus@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Is this the 4D chess I keep hearing about?

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    12 days ago

    If you wanna play chess, use your head.

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    12 days ago

    It’s part of the strategy, it’s called camouflage.

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    yooo I’ve got an idea for my next hair dye session :D I haven’t thought about doing that yet

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    I think he likes chess.

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      I think he likes ska

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    Chess is his kink and he’s just waiting for the right king/queen/rook to traverse all-over him.

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      I don’t see you guys rating
      The kind of mate I’m contemplating
      I’d let you watch, I would invite you
      But the queens we use would not excite you

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      Yeah watching pawn doesn’t cut it

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Those eyes are looking for a mating sequence.

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        12 days ago

        No one is En passant-ing on getting in on this action.

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