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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    Makes me think of that smart girl using pasta water to make coffee.

    “Did it taste good?”

    “No ❤️”

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        who tf eats pasta for breakfast?

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          How else are you gonna brew coffee?

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        My man!

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      The only way someone would even entertain this idea is if they didn’t salt the pasta water, which is itself a worse crime than making coffee with unsalted pasta water.

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        If you are using an espresso maker the salt should be irrelevant since the water is turned into steam before precipitating as coffee.

        See comment chain below.

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          great way to demolish your espresso maker’s tank tho

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          What kind of espresso maker do you use? The steam ones were abandoned in the late 1800/early 1900!

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            maybe maker is the wrong word. I mean these cans, where you fill water in the bottom, have a sieve inlay to put the coffee and then it steams through to the can above. Okay i see now in English it is called “Moka pot” and there is a debate about the “wrong name” in my native language.

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              I’m sorry to decieve you but inthe mona pot/bialetti the vapour only pushes the hot water through the coffe.

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                My life is a lie.

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                  But at least you have good coffee ☕!

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      I had carbonated coffee once. It did not taste good, like not even a little bit.

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