Here’s hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
On a side note politicians love these comments as they joke about it too at rallies and increases support.
Makes me wonder what politicians can into jokes of culture popularized the people who died as a result of their actions.
And had I not made the comment it would have been the work of minutes for someone to generate a thousand like it to drum up support.
Let’s not pretend anonymous internet comments have any actual bearing here. I’m just having fun coming up with new terms for this festering troglodyte.
That fine, but I just want to see how a politician turns a history of suffering into jokes at a rally. Oddly enough I think Trump could do it and his congregation would eat it up.
His appearance is irrelevant. There’s plenty of us ugly guys here. But not everyone is such a jerk.
Oh I agree wholeheartedly. But every time I see his ghoulish rictus of a face it reminds me that for four miserable years the democratically elected* leader of the largest economy in the world was a philandering child rapist. One who is only now facing the slightest possibility of consequence for a tiny fraction of his crimes because he engaged in honest to god high treason. Nothing against ugly dudes. You’re cool.
*kind of
A cautionary tale of when the ugliness unside morphs the flesh into a lumpy miscolored mass of dangling skin
Bro, thats offensive. The oompa loompas look way better.
True enough. Say what you will about the 'loompas, they lift.
He looks like he’s having a stroke.
Looks like his buttplug got accidentally dislodged but he can’t fix it right at that moment
There’s something really funky going on with his eyes in particular even outside his normally goofy look
It’s ok he just shit his pants
why is this radiating “Mom said its my turn on the xbox!” energy
And apparently he’s listed as 6’3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.
Edit:
He is 5’6 if we’re been generous. Just look at pictures of him at the podium and compare them to pictures of other presidents. No way he is 6 foot.
STOP THE COUNT
When will the dart boards with that face be available? Or will they be Biden’s main campaign giveaway?
I have a friend with a print shop, I’m sure I can have some made.
It’s 100% legal to create shooting targets based off of real people. First amendment protected
Ugly looking fucker, ain’t he?
Trump had agreed to a $200,000 bond and other release conditions, including not using social media to intimidate co-defendants or witnesses in the case.
Just gotta point this thing out. Seems soft to me idk. Maybe they just want to give him more rope to see how much he will hang himself with it this time, but really a ban from all social media would make the most sense considering how much harm his posts on there have caused.
To me it seems like the trump team had them retake te photo several times. It’s off center, it’s a non standard angle, and they’re letting him make a face unseen in most mug shots.
Yes and if you look at the other mugshots in the series, most have a big glare spot. Trump almost certainly got photo privileges
Why are mugshot photos so shit quality? It’s like they are taking them on a webcam from 2003? That one is so hilariously blown out that it’s like you’re looking at a solar flare instead of a human.
It probably is a webcam from 2003.
We don’t have any money! After we pay for the automatic rifles, the grenades, the body armour, the armoured vehicles and the fuel for the tank there really isn’t $100 left to go to Best Buy and get a new camera.
I honestly think the glare is on Trump’s “hair,” it hangs over quite a bit too blocking light and he’s got so much fake tan/makeup on that it doesn’t reflect as much light as everyone else who didn’t pretty up their faces for a mug shot lol
Lol I agree but not sure if you responded to the wrong message? I’m talking about the restrictions the court put on him.
lol it was so jarring reading your comment and then theirs
My bad two totally clicked the wrong button lol
I’m starting to default to think they’re playing the rope angle really hard. He absolutely will not be able to conform to those terms. Though they should not have limited it to “social media”, he has access to all the communication channels the world has to offer to put a hit out.
I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
I agree, but also a tragic day. This does nothing to reduce the polarization or convince his misguided followers of anything. Trump might go away but his voters won’t. We have decades of this to look forward to. It’s a step in the right direction at least…
Oh well, if he was allowed to get off without any consequences, it would be far, far worse.
I wholeheartedly disagree that it’s a tragic day. The tragedies happened when he committed his crimes and got away with them for years. This is just the beginning of resolution.
Exactly right. Saying this mugshot is a tragedy is like saying it’s a tragedy when somebody with cancer finally qualifies for the surgery to remove the tumor.
The alternative is worse.
It may be dark going forward, but we need to savor every bit of victory we can get like cold water on a searing summer day.
I am going to disagree with you here. This is a long process. This teachers our kids about consequence. There is a lot more gears spinning than just punishing the big Cheeto.
The consequences of national polarization may, in the long term, make Trump’s actions look small.
This arrest certainly pushes us closer to the edge. Whether that will lead us back to normalcy or over and down is yet to be seen.
And it would be better for national unity if one party was allowed to get away with committing crimes without facing consequences?
But that’s not the point. Him getting away with it or not, is one thing. The people standing in front of the Jail since 10 am, waiting for him to show up. Eager and sincerely wanting to show him their support. Firm in their belief that he cares or needs the support.
Half of the nation really wants someone like him to be president.
And they stand even stronger by his side, after these last weeks.
This is the tragic message and important lesson from this.
Half of the nation really wants someone like him to be president.
Not even half of likely voters.
We keep saying “half of the nation” but he’s never won a popular vote. It’s a cognitive distortion
I’ve been thinking lately that if Nixon hadn’t been pardoned, we never would have been here today.
Isn’t this like the 3rd mug shot over the past few months, or did we not get to see those? I’ve lost track.
Those places forwent the mugshot. Georgia stated they would treat him as any other defendant, so this is his first.
In hindsight, that should have been obvious from today’s uproar.
I’d forgotten about “forwent,” I’m going to have to keep it in my mental cheek pouches for crosswords and other word games.
“Mental cheek pouches” is a genius term. Stolen.
Stolen
You mean stashed in your mental cheek pouches.
To be fair, the mugshot is for identification and it’s not like you need a photo of the Cheeto to identify him. What I want is a prison ID photo after being hosted down and de-loused (I know that’s just a movie trope, but I still want it)
The delousing is real. No hose-down though. They do make you scrub up in ice cold shower water though.
Delousing in jails is not just a movie trope.
Hosing down? Got me there.
The other ones didn’t take mugshots
I agree, but is this a consequence tho
That’s what op is saying.
The correctional officer saying to Trump in his cell: “Who are you going to call?”
It’s like, a 1 MP camera. 🤔
That’s definitely a higher resolution version floating around.
…yer fired.
He calls that look “Blue Steal”
Blew steal
God, is this a joke? This is the actual mugshot? I thought you’d be required to keep a straight face for that. Where’s the side view?
That’s probably as straight as he can stand in those stupid heel lifts.
Trying to determine if this is AI generated or not lol
It’s the real deal
Yep, seen it a hundred times after now. Bring it on!
I have not a single idea of what’s going on, anyone has a video or something explaining this?
Trump trial is going to start. He had to go to jail for mugshots etc.
Yeah, but what crime did he commit?
Tried to overturn election results after he lost.
if only a platform existed where we could search the sum of humanity’s knowledge in seconds as well as communicate with strangers about the news.
I think OP might attempt to make a joke here.
