CrimeDad's Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Kintarian@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

message-square
message-square
141
fedilink
519
message-square

There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

Kintarian@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
message-square
141
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    106
    ·
    8 months ago

    Discovery is full of shows all about people looking for things but not discovering them.

    • metaStatic@kbin.earth
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      8 months ago

      Last time I watched anything like that, probably on netflix, they where looking for pirate gold and actually found it … buried in a military munitions burial area they couldn’t reasonably or legally excavate.

      • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        8 months ago

        The cowards

        • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 months ago

          Yea what pussies.

      • kibiz0r@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        Manchurian gold?

        • metaStatic@kbin.earth
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          8 months ago

          Pirate Gold of Adak Island probably worth a watch even though I spoiled the ending

      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        no need to finish that then

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      8 months ago

      It is frustrating. I still haven’t found that damn Grail yet.

      • 667@lemmy.radio
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        8 months ago

        One does have to know the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow.

        • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          8 months ago

          European or African?

    • zephorah@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      8 months ago

      Homestead Rescue is cool. That’s about it.

    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      If you think of Discovery like how Christopher Columbus “discovered” America, it does seem fitting. A bunch of bullshit that later lead to genocide and scorched earth. This seems fitting for what they’ve done to HBO and all the other IP they’ve gobbled up and destroyed.

  • doleo@lemmy.one
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    68
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    No truth on truth social

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      8 months ago

      Funny, but true

      • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        The USA FREEDOM Act violates US citizens freedoms and civil liberties.

        The “democratic” republic of NK has never been democratic.

        Fox News had the motto “Fair and Balanced” for like 20 years, despite being a conservative state propaganda machine.

        Turns out you can just lie without consequences!

    • Zink@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      Also antisocial behavior!

    • scarabic@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      That’s why they had to call it that.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    59
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    Because around 20 years ago these networks figured out that they can make just as much money pumping out cheap and crappy reality shows as they can by creating expensive and difficult to produce quality programming.

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      8 months ago

      Capitalism at its best

      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        capiTALiSm bREeDS INnOvATIon

    • Hugin@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 months ago

      And it worked before streaming came around. Now cable subscriptions are in free fall and they don’t know what to do.

  • eran_morad@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    58
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    PBS is the only television worth a damn. Incidentally, it is replete with history, documentaries, non-editorial news, music, and science.

    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      8 months ago

      Their YouTube channels are also top notch. Spacetime, Storied, Eons, Terra, Origins, Be Smart… all gold.

      • IsoSpandy@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        8 months ago

        Man I love Spacetime and Eons. I have watched almost all of spacetime. I wish there were a spacetime hardcore where they threw as much math at me as possible. Awesome channels

    • Chewget@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      That’s why they want to get rid of it

    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      8 months ago

      Shout-out the PBS passport. $5 a month and I get all the antiques roadshow I can handle.

    • jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • Jolteon@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      8 months ago

      It’s the tv version of NPR

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    8 months ago

    There’s no foxes on Fox News either.

    • Chewget@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      8 months ago

      Nor news

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      8 months ago

      Yeah, because they own the rights to the name. If only I ran Fox News… damn them.

      • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        8 months ago

        Today on Fox News

        This one is taking a nap in the snow. Was it a good nap? Did they have nice dreams? We’ll investigate!

  • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    31
    ·
    8 months ago

    Reminds of an observation my dad made once about how neighborhoods are named after what had to cleared away to build there. Oakwoods. Rolling hills. Pleasent view. Etc etc

  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    8 months ago

    History channel has Forged in Fire where, for about 30 seconds per episode, they give a quick lesson about the historic weapon the contestants will make.

    But yeah, TV is bullshit. Fuck commercials.

    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      8 months ago

      I always appreciated that in shows like Pawn Stars and American Pickers, yeah the main point is entertainment, but they actually made an effort to explain the objects and history around them.

      • Default_Defect@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        8 months ago

        Kinda wish they didn’t need to fake the premise of the show so hard to do the history lesson though.

        • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          8 months ago

          Really we just need more antiques roadshow.

  • Jomega@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    8 months ago

    Don’t forget Animal Planet, which hosts shows about tree houses and mermaids now.

    • jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • ieightpi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    8 months ago

    Cable is dying and they will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat until the last second

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      8 months ago

      I can’t remember the last time I had a cable subscription. It’s been a while.

      • zephorah@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        8 months ago

        The last time I had cable was the year of 9/11. And that was only because I plugged in a stray cable on a whim and found that my upstairs apartment tapped into the the cable from the downstairs apartment.

        Honestly, with internet, I never saw the point. And internet only cost $10-25/mo back then. Ofc, by about 2012 or so they became wise to that being the trend and started jacking the internet bill rates. And now internet costs the same as cable used to cost, or more, depending.

        But I don’t think anyone ever did a GenX is Killing Cable TV headline.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 months ago

          And internet only cost $10-25/mo back then.

          True, but minimum wage was like $5 an hour, and broadband connections were like 1.5 Mbps. My current broadband connection is almost a gigabit.

        • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 months ago

          I think that’s around the same time I cut the cord. I moved shortly after 9/11 and didn’t see the point in subscribing. I left my (CRT) TV behind too rather than waste space in the truck for it. I haven’t owned a TV since.

      • scarabic@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        Oh god, I can. Remember TiVo?

        • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 months ago

          I used to have a TiVo

          • billwashere@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            8 months ago

            I really miss the TiVo sound effects. And hacking them to add bigger drives.

            • bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              8 months ago

              I remember when they had to get rid of 30-second skip

    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      They really need to pare down the number of channels at this point since they’ve all been bought up by a few companies and all show the exact same shit just at different time slots.

  • stoly@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    8 months ago

    There used to be. Turns out you can make more money with reality TV.

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      8 months ago

      Which reminds me. Reality TV isn’t real.

    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 months ago

      Only temporarily which is why nobody has cable anymore.

      • stoly@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        8 months ago

        Cable was only good when broadcast TV was the alternative. Today it’s entirely obsolete

        • arefx@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 months ago

          This reminds me of people who still cling onto the radio for music when there are objectively better alternatives.

  • rekabis@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    8 months ago

    Because of capitalism. Because all content must drive quarterly profit ever-higher.

    Meanwhile, public broadcasting (PBS) is still putting out great content for families regardless of profitability.

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    8 months ago

    Enshittification time

  • Inucune@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    8 months ago

    Sometimes I can get the weather forecast on The Weather Channel.

  • EatATaco@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    8 months ago

    But there are letters on ABC.

    Checkmate, atheists.

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    8 months ago

    I was 100% watching MTV the other day and they legitimately played some music

    Thought I was hallucinating

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      8 months ago

      Are you sure you weren’t smoking something

    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      Are you sure it wasn’t just the bumpers to rediculousness?

Showerthoughts@lemmy.world

showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !showerthoughts@lemmy.world

A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

  • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
  • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as “capitalism” and “communism”. If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy’s Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.04K users / day
  • 4.23K users / week
  • 7.57K users / month
  • 14.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 34.1K subscribers
  • 1.95K Posts
  • 48.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • vatlark@lemmy.world
  • forkball@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • SuperEars@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org