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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

What is this for? (Wrong answers only)

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What is this for? (Wrong answers only)

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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    This is my feed right now

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s shitposts all the way down.

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    To fit my massive shlong

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    That’s for washing hair. I’ve seen these before.

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    Taco forming mold.

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      This is my favorite. It would certainly work.

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      That gon’ be a biiiig taco then!

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        My kinda taco

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    We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

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    Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie’s off of

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    That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

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      I don’t want a knife anywhere near my baguette.

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    Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

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    Obviously it’s an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

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    This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting

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    Download folder for nature’s 3d prints.

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    it’s the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

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    My dick (it is large) /s

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    Emergency overflow underwear filler

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    It’s a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

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