SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down15 cross-posted to: vampires@lemmy.zip
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1external-linkIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square66fedilink cross-posted to: vampires@lemmy.zip
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 days agoI’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
minus-squareInitiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoFantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.