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My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her

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My wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I’m doing it wrong?

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Jokes on you - they were sugar free.

Enjoy turning your guts inside out for the next day

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