HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
I don’t know, but unlike God, you can pretty much see the sun most any day. So I think worshipping the thing you can see without needing any intervention is a better lifestyle.
All Praise The Sun! Praise The Sun!
I wish that were true. Rare are the days when it graces us over here with its presence.
Wherever you are must be one of the unlucky places and I’m sorry for that.