Friendly reminder that if you saw someone stealing food, no you didn’t.
Appropriate time for: “If you see a shoplifter, no you didn’t.”
What if the shoplifter has a really nice butt?
Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn’t doing anything.
But like, my silence buys me a solid glance, right?
Don’t make it weird man.
Plus you never notice people shoplifting. We dont know people’s situation but we dam well know corperations can fuck off.
The only shoplifting I see is the shops that keep arbitrarily lifting their prices.
The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices.
more laconic, more punny
EDIT :
The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices arbitrarily
variant keeping arbitrarily
I ain’t seen shit!
The BBC editorial team showing a woman stealing a bottle of wine, rather than, like, food or something
