If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.
I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was “gay” or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.
Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.
We used to start morning meetings with an icebreaker question at my old job. A friend had just watched “You’re the Worst” and was inspired to say, “raise your hand if you don’t wash your legs in the shower.”
About half of us raised our hands. The non-washers insisted that gravity caused the soap to wash your legs and feet. We leg washers were not convinced, and a little grossed out, but we were all really surprised to learn the other side of the argument.
I find that the shower is the most convenient place to wash my legs.
Up here, in Wyoming, it gets so cold and dry that if you don’t scrub the dead skin off your legs regularly, your skin will crack. It can get very painful.
Maybe try living in a place that doesn’t require regular skin sacrifices?
“Used to start meetings with icebreakers”
Did they stop after the leg washing question or was it something even more controversial?
“Should Nazis be allowed to run the government?” - surprisingly controversial recently, and a definitive end to the meeting, if not the whole practice.
Usually they were pretty innocuous. Smooth or crunchy peanut butter, is a hot dog a sandwich, is cheesecake a pie, Marvel or DC, Star Wars or Star Trek, The Stones or The Beatles, etc.
Who says cheesecake isn’t a pie? It sure as hell isn’t cake.
Yeah, cheesecake is cake in exactly the same way that ice cream cake is cake, in that it isn’t at all even slightly close to being cake.
Real ice cream cake actually has at least one layer of cake in it. Not the stupid ice cream cakes that’s just ice cream shaped like a cake. That’s just an imposter.
might wanna see a doctor about that
it always starts with “be a dear and wash your ass,” then it moves on to “i need you to drive me to the hospital,” and “stop fucking my sister”
There are worse things in life than having your ass washed by someone who loves you. Bonus points for the reach around handy.
I ain’t clickin’ that
