• fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Probably if they decided to assertively solve the matter they’d provide free extermination services and temporary clean housing (for the day or two it takes to do a clean extermination) for affected households and use the data of which addresses have used the service to map out infestation sources and clear them.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      (for the day or two it takes to do a clean extermination)

      A thorough extermination actually takes months between two extensive treatments to make sure all the eggs (which are staggeringly resilient) were caught between both treatments.

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      1 year ago

      Either that, or they would weld the people inside of their own apartments while they raise the temperature to 118° for 90 minutes.

      Problem solved! Congratulations citizen, plus five to your social media score. You’re now allowed to buy hot dogs from 7-Eleven.