Fuck. You.
Edit: And now I’ve lost the game as well, goddamn.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this during my lunch break, I had to start furiously masterbating. My co-workers gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. As one co-worker dialed 911, I dropped my phone and everyone of my co-workers around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cafeteria of pre-k teachers masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This is how angry I am:
I used Jergens body lotion for my wedding and my skin felt nice and moist all night.
This looked like a half-uncovered asscrack at very first glance.
Shades of r/confusingperspective
Bonk
I should call him…
You actually don’t want your ankles to be smooth. The thick rough skin prevents the feet from bleeding and bruising as a result of mobility.
Well yeah but then the cracks get deep and it kinda starts hurting.
You… You did it on purpose didn’t you.
My grandparents used to grind them with a specific type of rock when washing. Don’t remember its name, but it was white with many holes in it.
Scholl makes a battery powered rotary tool for this. Great if you’re lazy or have a really thick layer already.
I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.
Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you’ve gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.
