Just be even lazier and sit down.
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.
I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).
I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.
#mood
piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly
