Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I’m reminded of the best description of her I’ve ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim’s face.
I haven’t been able to enjoy Marjory The Gathering since the release of Fallen Empires. Each expansion since Revised just feels like a cash grab that I refuse to invest in.
She looks like a Neanderthal.
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter in drag.
Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing
They all have the same disease
In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn’t already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she’s that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?
What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?
It’s like medieval times when syphilis was the rage so idiots started pointing their little finger when drinking tea. I can see how most normal people just made mocking songs about them even under threat of beheading
Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I’m sure.
When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?
Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.
Even their hate is manufactured.
Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.
is this the guy who has conniptions when he sees pronouns
The world’s supply of spray tan is represented in that room.
The unfunny answer is likely that somebody tweaked the picture to up the orange, specifically to get a reaction. Especially likely since the reverse image search pulls up reddit as the first source, and reddit loves nothing more than beating a comedy dead horse. Finding pictures that were from the same event, people are noticeably less orange colored. Even RFK who does have an orange tinge isn’t oompla loompa colored like in the OP picture.
Also community rule 2.
Idk this isn’t much better lol… RFK still looks like he was left in the air fryer a few minutes too long.
If you don’t want to see the difference in the hue/saturation/vibrancy between the photos, I think continuing back and forth would be pointless. The colors are to my eye, clearly tweaked. In the OP image even Ronald Reagan looks like he used a little spray tan. Somehow the deep brown-grey shadow on the side of his face took on a significantly more red tint, despite this being a flat painting photographed in identical lighting between both photos.
I touched on this above but did a very quick modification on mobile and only adjusted black levels. Not warmth, hue, saturation etc. The man is, unquestionably, of the “fake tan / orange” variety - and the woman, while more “natural,” is effectively leather. I left our head dried apricot in charge out of the picture because he is easily the worst one in the image. The painting is catching some bad light - but it’s still a bit too washed out regardless.
Original:
Black levels eyeballed:
Look at the guy in the far right of the original photo vs the photo I put up. He has a fairly normal skintone in the photo I put in, and is positively oranged up in the OP photo. I think he is a good barometer of the change. This isn’t to say RFK is a baseline normal looking person, but two things can be true- RFK looks weird and the colors were heightened, with one result being exaggerating the tone that was already there for him.
Sure. There are absolutely people in that photo who have a normal skin tone. If the saturation were being brutally jacked up to make RFK look orange then they too would be off color completely (most likely beet red.) The point I was getting at is this doesn’t take much modification (even to fairly benign levels like my example shows) to land him firmly in the topic’s question.
Yes - the observation is being made because it’s funny; but if we’re being honest - the pictures don’t really need all that much assistance to make OPs point, though.
While I won’t disagree that someone upped the saturation on the above photo slightly - and slightly is the key here: it easily could have been auto corrected to that level on a simple photo editor automatically. I wouldn’t be comfortable with malice being the underlying reason for what appears to be an attempt to make the photo look less washed out - which your example appears to be.
The problem is a lot of these people are positively off of an actual human color. Spray / fake tan or years of sun exposure and subsequent damage. Take your pick. Either way: correcting color without intentionally distorting the spectrum to make them look ‘normal’ is not kind to most of the people in the original photo… and not drastically far off from what it appears to be.
Disclaimer: I’m not looking at this at the office where I have a display that has been properly calibrated - but I’m reasonably certain of my assessment.
While we’re on the subject of oompa loopmas… What’s up with Cindy Loo Who and the guy behind her? Holy canoli.
The Oompa Loompas grew up!
It’s a cult thing. You wouldn’t get it.
You misspelled it. I think it’s an
nand not andl
Oompa Loompa, what do we do?
With President Nazi and his orangutan crew
Oompa Loompa, how could it be?
A thunderous applause for the death of liberty
Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,
What do you get when they push it through?
A fractured nation, torn apart,
A heavy, heavy, broken heart.
