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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

P.R.I.D.E

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

    Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.

    • cocobean@sh.itjust.works
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      Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics

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        It’s stickier than hagfish slime.

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      I always wonder about this, it seems like such an obvious lie.

      Any Lemmy plumbers want to confirm or deny that jism protein can fuck up the pipes?

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        Not a plumber but worked with one for 3 months. the urine seemed to be the worsg thing in the pipes. the solids settle out in the trap and elbows, building into a cake of urea/phosphorous cemented to the pipe. this is only anecdotal.

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        Fatbergs near apartment buildings are the problem more than anything. The local high schools where I live only have 8" sewer laterals

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    The blockage caused the pipe to burst? Is this an all boys school? Do they have 2500 students banging one out every 15 minutes? I mean, cum on, what an utter lie!

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      These pipes are terrible quality

  • rabber@lemmy.ca
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    vigorously masturbating

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      They still gotta get to class on time.

  • burgermeister@lemm.ee
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    Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate

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    How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

    • wildcardology@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know about the desktop or other apps version but boost has an option to convert the image into “hd”.

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        That’s pretty handy. I had no clue

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        Sounds like sth to be careful with… to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

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    Good ol shitpost

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    God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

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    Easy solution. Set up several Cum Pits in the bathroom. Allow the boys to shoot their jiz streams into the pit. Clean out the pit once a month

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      You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

    • Darth_Mew@lemmy.world
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      or a rope blasting bin

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    JFC, even the faculty needs sex ed at this school…

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      I think it might be a joke

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    Lol, I saw these same fake postings when I was in the college dorm rooms 20 years ago

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