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      3 months ago

      He would dismiss COBOL and try to prove that he is a super cool geek with a deep knowledge of DnD and gaming culture. So more like:

      “COBOL? Such a language doesn’t even exist unless you think Kobolds are real! Hahaha”

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      3 months ago

      Not only do many important government systems ultimately rely on or make heavy use of COBOL…

      So do many older private companies.

      Like banks. Account balances, transactions.

      Its actually quite a serious problem that basically nobody who needs to take seriously actually does.

      Basically no one is taught COBOL anymore, but a huge amount of code that undergirds much of what we consider ‘modernity’ is written in COBOL, and all the older folks that actually know COBOL are retiring.

      We’re gonna hit a point where the COBOL parts of a system to be altered or maintained, and … there just isn’t anyone who actually knows how to do it.