SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down118
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·1 year agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·1 year agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?