Probably some minor hops here and there, but my last serious jumps were while skiing in a mascot, to get some photos, weekend before last :)

3 weeks ago and I hurt myself. I’m not a kid anymore.

Yesterday on my bike. managed a few jumps and even a wall-ride transition.

strange question, though - is this a euphamism from ‘the kids’ I don’t know about?

down a few steps earlier. yes, i live dangerously.

I was trying to see if I would become a billionaire if I jumped in an X like Musk. Hasn’t worked yet

2013-ish? My ex-spouse was really into that. They went on to get certified, I did my 3rd or 4th solo jump (still had main and reserve coaches, but not a tandem jump), and decided that it didn’t mean enough to me to keep spending money on it. My ex-spouse ended up embezzling a lot of money from our joint account to pay for their jumping habit; they bought a container, main and reserve canopies, and a custom jumpsuit, and then tried to to stick me with the credit card debt for it in the divorce.

Yesterday. My kids and I like to imitate awkward game/MMO character movements so there’s a lot of random jumping.

Can’t remember. I have done some things that might be considered a hop. To avoid puddles or slick spots on sidewalk or mud.

Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT

April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

Physical leap, startled, or time travel?

I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.

Visiting a buddy’s crossfit gym. He’s since left that gym so I imagine I’ll never jump again.

Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.