Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down16
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareShdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down5·1 year agoYou might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.
minus-squaredarth_helmet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoWiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water
minus-squareThe Pantser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoIdk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s
minus-squareDudeDudenson@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·1 year agoI do both, using a bidet just makes sense. Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?
minus-squareShdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoMeh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you’re clean inside and out!
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You might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.
Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water
Idk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s
Big, if true
I do both, using a bidet just makes sense.
Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?
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Meh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you’re clean inside and out!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.