spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down12
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYouse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThere are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWashing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWith the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI’m not allowed another wife.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoOr a good wall corner. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
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