Debt collection.
Or anything related. I filled a gap between careers doing tech support for a local (Canadian) software company that made a database for collectors (primarily in the USA). Never again, the industry or ancillary to it.
I worked with a debt collection agency from an IT perspective and dealt with what I believe to be the same company. It is an industry that I never want to support again if I can avoid it. I met some good people but it’s just an unhealthy work environment overall.
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🫡 Thank you for your service
Least I could do.
And I’m still too chicken to even leave my comment about it long term, because these are not good people.
You’re fucking class mate.
I once took a job where we essentially repossessed trap houses from the inhabitants - even if they had once been legal tenants. I soon started feeling much better when neighbours cheered us on and brought cups of tea. I later discovered my boss was notorious in the industry for going after scum rather than debtors. That job might have been the closest I’ve ever got to public service. But as for everything else you say, I couldn’t agree more. Debt collection against individuals is a disgusting, exploitative and inherently corrupt business.
Russian infantry
Sales and commission-based income.
Underwater welding,like on those pipelines that people get sucked inside
You don’t want an encounter with Delta P
The crab, damn.
Seriously. That was a tiny hole it got pushed into
When it’s got ya, it’s got ya!
Big yikes
Well, I just learned another job that I will never do. Thanks for the educational video.
Check out the Byford Dolphin incident if you really want to hear about a terrible professional diving accident. A whole guy was sucked through a tiny slit in a fraction of a second due to massive delta P.
Wow. Fucked up. There was a guy whose last name was Coward. What a terrible name. I suppose at least they died quickly without suffering.
Anything to do with health insurance in the USA. I don’t want blood on my hands through denying people necessary medical care.
Daycare provider. They’re saints, and I doubt I could last a single day.
President of Senegal. not being Senegalese, nor having ever been to Senegal, I doubt I would be eligible no matter how much they offered to pay me
Plus the new president seems pretty decent.
Beekeeping. I appreciate and respect the little guys, but I can’t overcome the panic when a loud buzzy thing with a knife on its ass comes near me.
Australian native bees can’t sting, do a great job of pollinating, and make a little honey on the side. They’re very curious from experience with a swarm making a home on my water meter box, but not very scary.
Checks notes on Australia I don’t believe you.
J/K
Anything that involves dealing with children!
Working for a rightwing political campaign. Working for a religious org.
(Health) Insurance agent. Too unethical.
Nothing. Give me a million dollars a day I’ll do any legal job there is. I’d retire after a day or seven depending on the job, but you could absolutely pay me enough to do any job.
Hi there, I represent a pharmaceutical company that has made a new penis removal procedure using groundbreaking new technology that only requires one pair of cheap blunt scissors instead of the usual expensive medical equipment. They are looking for test candidates and you seem like a perfect fit!
Doesn’t really sound like a job but ok. I guess I also wouldn’t do anything that would likely kill me. Like sherpa everest.
Blåhaj here I come!
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Anything related to plumbing or sewage.
I already don’t like dealing with other people’s shit, I’d hate it if I had to do it literally.
I have a brother who worked for a local government doing sewer asset management as an entry level job. It was mostly an office job but on occasions he would ride along with the maintenance crews whenever the city records weren’t lining up with what the crews reported. Apparently the neighborhood lines don’t smell that bad. It’s not until you get to a major line that it becomes overwhelming.
My old job doing systems design for a predatory mobile game. I quit that job, moved half a state away, and got a job that pays half as much in a company with integrity. Best decision of my life.
