The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months agohmmmlemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1321arrow-down114
arrow-up1307arrow-down1imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·10 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-210 months agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoJust like when I go to the local bodega for weed.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoSmart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender Smart Pipe, Inc.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoSadly, very relevant… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
minus-squareUltraMagnus0001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAnal print changed from hemorrhoids.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Just like when I go to the local bodega for weed.
Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender
Smart Pipe, Inc.
Sadly, very relevant…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.