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Overkrill@midwest.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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  • Allero@lemmy.today
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    This pic is getting more and more trimmed every time it is posted

    There you go, the full pic:

    1000071936

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      Times are tough. Can’t afford to post it with bacon this long.

      • Allero@lemmy.today
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        I’m feeling generous, let’s remember the good times~

    • Overkrill@midwest.socialOP
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      sleeves! oh thank god

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    Long long piiiiig.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Wait till I tell you about long chicken

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        And you thought sushi was expensive.

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        is this… somehow… real?

        could you make this?

        • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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          Yes, it’s real, it’s made by first cracking the eggs, then boiling them in a tube with the portions separated. It’s primarily made for the restaurant industry, where the “egg ends” would be waste, also you don’t need to peel it from the shell.

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    Long long baaaaAAAAaaaaaacon! *sexy saxophone sounds*

    • mrhenry77@lemmy.world
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      came here to say the same

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    I’m at Soup

    • Squigglez@lemm.ee
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      What do you mean you’re AT Soup?

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        the guy from the Bear, the main chef character, has knuckle tattoos that spell S, O, U - last knuckle is empty

        • Squigglez@lemm.ee
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          I was referencing this, bud

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            that’s okay, i’ll stick to stuff that only halfway doesn’t suck

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    Please please please let there be a long bacon store.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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      you could buy some bacon and connect it to some other bacon that you bought. not sure why tho. bacon is the most basic easy to cook, but long bacon sounds like it requires a 10 meter wide copper pan

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    long long

  • phudgins@lemmy.world
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    I hope this isn’t a reference to Long Pork, which is a very different thing.

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      you’d have to ask the manager of long bacon store

    • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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      Do you get long pork when you make too much pulled pork?

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    Your turn, long pigs.

    - Le Resistance du Wilbur et Charlotte

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      that guy who wrote The Most Dangerous Game did not know about prions

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    Lesbian thneed just dropped

  • tomi000@lemmy.world
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    c/bonehurtingjuice

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      !bonehurtingjuice@lemmy.ca

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        Thanks

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