Jesus Christ! Did your mother not introduce you to paragraphs!?

He knows which way the wind is blowing…

Spoken like someone who’s never done delivery work in their life.

Hasn’t happened with Bing yet.

Because it means less people to fuck up the planet.

As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.

“You take out on of mine…”

“I take out one of yours.”

Post reply settings also include sorting by oldest or newest replies, most liked, or a random setting labelled “Poster’s roulette”.

Sooo… You can change the setting.

And?

Yeah I don’t get certain sub rules. For example on the VPN subreddit you couldn’t ask about or name ANY VPN companies. Like, what!? Then what the hell are we here for!?

Fuck it I’m 53 with a bad ticker. I’ll watch hell descend while drinking a margarita on the beach.

“there was no Danger to my Chasis”

“duh.”

Oh man This post just awoke a REAL old memory for me. Growing up my dad had these two old beat up flashlights. I looked them up and found this https://www.etsy.com/listing/1027765511/eveready-no1359-safety-flashlight.

I always thought they had a cool design.

Yes. That is indeed grass.

Beg pardon, but are you male or female?

Lets be honest. Most people buy stuff to impress other people. At this stage in my life I have no fucks to give about that any more.

And nobody posted This yet!? The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

Of all the places to do this to, why The Archive?

You act like that’s any different from any other fortune 500 company.

eh, my gout is acting up…