This is my personal fav of the answers so far (though you guys already have a sense of my taste lol)

I genuinely don’t care for domestic animals. They’re fundamentally property and beneath humanity to me. I think we should care about animal welfare for environmental reasons and as a stewardship for any non-person entity.

I think most people buying a lottery ticket know that it’s a loss on average. I think people buy it for the experience and the dreams that it represents. From that perspective, I don’t think that it’s a scam for most people but rather just buying a slice of fantasy

Water gun. Watering can, even