For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

Bots are pretty nice for football updates