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Cake day: July 6th, 2023
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People ask me why I left America . . .
You’ve been fortunate lol
I’ve been on walks in parks that got too close to someone’s nest and been charged. Those maniacs have serated tongues and beaks. I’m not kidding. You don’t want to be bit by these maniacs
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/goose-teeth-everything-you-need-to-know/
How dare you. I live for seasonal goose fly bys
“Error rate”. Denying claims is the purpose
We’re at the dawn of a new age for humanity.
But life is the same as it’s ever been. It adapts to shit outside of its control. We all can and should do the same.
For ourselves and each other. Don’t give in to despair!
4·1 year agoSaw this coming a mile away
1 point for the AI Dystopian Future
20·1 year ago“War” isn’t the correct term
shocked Pikachu face
Who could have foreseen Israel lying?
2·1 year agoPraise Mother Theia!
16·1 year agoThey’re protesting the ongoing bombings of children, Brandon!
Isn’t calling Israel and Jewish the same thing racist by definition?
Where are all the free speech warriors over this? Did Elon tire them out in twitter?
“Save Israel”? Who do you think is currently dropping bombs on children?
Wanna know whose on the wrong side of history? Compare child fatalities . . .
Right!? I want to enjoy the innebriation on my own terms! Alcohol gets payback. Weed leaves a kiss on your forehead.
lmao it’s unironically a go-to for me now.
Fry some spam
Sandwich it in 2 eggos. Cheese. Sriracha-honey sauce.
Throw that removed in an air fryer
chefs kiss
Sometimes, you just want to feel the movie differently. Or combine THC high with a runners high and feel light as a feather. Or to give yourself the courage to mix up lunch and try a fried spam, cheese, Sriracha honey sauce Eggo sandwich.
Or you’ve been meaning to clean the whole house with that album you’ve been meaning to hear blasting from your pocket.
Or sometimes, I do nothing at all in a comfy chair outside by the bird feeder. Just watch the clouds spin overhead and dream of where you are in the universe. Or stare at yourself. Or empty your mind entirely and just breathe. Or listen.
No one knows when weed is getting in the way of life instead of augmenting it better than you. Enjoy responsibly, my friends!
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