The only one I use super frequently is :3 which I imagine isn’t a surprise to anyone lol

Me? Definitely not lmao. I met my current and only partner on a discord server for depressed people and we bonded over being weird shut ins

in fairness the directions on the back of the tube still state you should use a pea sized amount. i feel like that’s not all that helpful though, peas come in lots of different sizes.

imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.

lovely silent hill vibes