Noooo, you were just lucky this is impossible
It’s always heads here tho
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Noooo, you were just lucky this is impossible
It’s always heads here tho
lol good luck predicting my coin toss
you can just throw a coin x times and here you go true randomness and in convenient binary too
computers can’t fathom our coin tossing abilities
though truth to be said it’s more because we are just so bad at tossing coins. not even AI can predict the result of what will happen when we start to throw shit around
I bet it is even more random when you throw a coin while being inebriated.
Actually say random numbers when you are drunk shitless and they will be random. Checkmate
I don’t know where you live but in some places of the world ISP couldn’t give a sack if you torrent or break into the fbi computers. Here All these local guys next door want is monthly cash and no angry calls during Christmas slowdowns
Someone sends some notice to them it probably would land straight into trash bin or would simply lay there unopened for years, irreversibly damaged with zero sugar coke
That is of course if the mailman manages to even deliver it. It could plainly disappear in the sorting center as if dematerialised by a chaotic force of underfunded bureaucracy.
Still I am convinced they just throw these into the trash or assign spam tag. Unless of course they are local movies then they are scared those ISP fresh CS students and maybe they will comply if they are sober and memory still isn’t completely ravaged by years of academic abu… pursuits
…and I tell you I tried to stay cool but It all boiled over man 🚬
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I hate coffee but I think I could get used to the taste
no, but you have to be ahead of the curve
/OOC Can’t relate and I hope that this is wholesome
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At some point in my life my color perception changed completely, which caused a minor crisis of wanting to paint instead of coding. (Still kinda unresolved 🫨) Suddenly colours gained some kind of 3d depth and feel.
Unfortunately lemmy is drab 😩 even with various apps they are too monochrome
If I could I would color my text for each paragraph or use some kind of css hacks
But nooo you all love the boring drabness for 10% better readability
Partial solution: make my own ios app with my degrading coding skills. No.
Fork lemmy for colordivergents. double no.
Why is this so stupid yet so funny for no reason whatsoever
Give me your meme folder, hand it over. We need to get to the bottom of this
Well, I myself I am not super versed in the ways of the empaths but… I pay for lecturer to talk there. I fund prof’s salary in part. Then someone is making my money go down the drain because they want to talk some shit about DOTA and I don’t get the full cash worth of what I paid for. That’s annoying. I am not here to listen to how many skins you have in counter strike kid
You are just here to spark drama, seems like a waste of time but you do you
yeah right? I have ADHD and I can barely focus in silence, let alone with all the stuff people tend to do during lectures (even eating pickles). More often than not there seems to be whole meetings going on and unless I sit somewhere in the front I will end up talking too or spectating some league of legends gameplay
This is annoying because on the one hand you want to see what people are up to but on the other I pay for the lectures and want to learn so I am constantly maddeningly torn between daily socialization and learning
This is common behavior, people just have underdeveloped brains under 25 and are clueless. the younger the folks the more likely but op claims they already should be past that so looks like they have some developmental delays
Honestly who cares about few minutes when you can learn something more, I am there to listen. If I want to chat or play games on my phone like my mates I just won’t show up at all cause what’s the point. What’s the point of going to the lecture and playing on your phone?
Similarly, few minutes at the end won’t save me and If I really need to go I can just go to exit at any time, quietly.
I spend big money for these minutes so I am gonna make use of all of them. I paid for it
I have like 250 KB/s for seeding maybe 250 Kb/s max (min)
I just round it down to 0 kb(B)/s to prevent brain overhead