Nuh uh prove it

Got a new cat, sometimes he breathes fire but its because he’s bilingual

I can fix her

Thiccums

(doing more laundry)

That’s a very hurtful stereotype, I am actually terrible at parties

I’d never wanna give it up

I dont like you, you must be a bot

Mt doom erupted, all the lava lands on Frodo and Sam, destroying the one ring. Then the “diversion” team goes in for check and then checkmate on Sauron after killing mount doom

It’s all in the simulacrum

I’m hoping the modding community can mod new vegas into fallout 4, I know there’s a mod that sorta does it but I want the whole game

Why would you tell me this, now my toes are too close too!

Cock n balls

She has a lot to say

Also if your parachute fails, you have a second, angrier parachute as a backup

I need one of these but for tesla recalls

Meanwhile fossangel:

Gay Plugs

Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine

Edit: typo lol