No. They knew exactly what they were doing.

For sure. That’s why I said it’s not surprising.

Was there ever a legal fund set up? It’s interesting, but not surprising, that there’s been almost no further coverage of this.

The red alert siren started playing unbidden in my head.

…but have you tried running him over?

Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

I enjoy this idea immensely.

A perfect example of a shower thought. Thanks for thinking it.

On a semi related note: what the hell is the deal with people that walk around in public on speaker phone, with the phone held 2 inches from their head? What’s the point? I just saw someone doing it the other day and having a pretty awkward conversation that I would want other people to listen to.

What about the Lusitania? There’s so many things we forgot to remember!

Yo it’s no stupid questions, not no evil questions.

Hundreds and hundreds of years.

That’s pretty weird. I basically never look at people’s post history, so I would have missed it, thanks for pointing it out. Did someone rub your belly the wrong way OP?

Old man on the porch is a time traveler. He’s looking at dank 80s memes on his phone.

Oh sweet summer child, how innocent. When someone is a multi-millionare/billionaire and they say they own nothing, just a quaint little bunker, they’re lying to you.

Is there an only stupid questions community?