What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

Who’s the guy in the back? He doesn’t have a name tag

So you’ve made this comment before, which makes me think the one you’ve made here is satirical/sarcastic, or otherwise misjudged. Can you expand on this?

That guy needs executing

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

since you think literal terrorist groups are so progressive

That doesn’t make Hamas and Hazbollah saints

Are you familiar with the term ‘strawman’

I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

Obviously

I don’t need to google it, it’s a great site

Why the lemon party hate >:(

And ~54% of the votes went to left(ish) parties, so that’s something

Have they removed the sail part of the blades?

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

And never close a cubicle door

Well they’re not literal identical twins

Damn that’s egregious

I don’t think the above poster has ever typed ConocoPhillips (hey it’s on my autocorrect too)