The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh shit!

Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.

Unless they’re lefties.

Here in Mexico the BYD brand vehicles are everywhere and I’ve been in a few because their favored by a lot of UBER drivers.

I really cannot complain about the quality, smoothness of the ride, even in a pothole ridden city, and the driver loved the mileage (km-age?) per charge and the comfortable interior.

I was surprised af because I was ready to shit all over it when I saw it pull up.

How super duper cute is that little Joey?

How broken is this glass? Is it still jagged chunks or fine dust? Is it a Japanese self cleaning toilet or where punk rock bands jam out?

And Iran. Who lost? American people.

Depends a lot on what you stir it with and/or if you close your eyes when you slurp.

Maybe not winning a war since your grandad kicked ass WWII, even though trillions of dollars were spent, thousands of US lives lost and millions mamed physically and mentally, has hurt their fragile egos.

I believe this shift to fundamentalist religious ideology in the US is overcompensation for what they saw in the Middle East where those folks stuck to and depended on their culture and beliefs to survive and when the soldiers returned they just saw fat fucking, lazy relatives complaining about everything.

The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

(j,b)eans