Where the hell did you go to see all that? I’ve lived in the US for half a century and never seen any of that. There are some states that need to figure out how to pave roads that will last more than 2 years, but many states have figured that out.

I agree. Nazis are ok, but the Illinois Nazis are horrible.

It’s because of the napkin gnomes. Nobody can ever catch them.

Try making it legible. I can’t make out most of it because the characters are not clear and they are not lined up well enough to understand the flow. Maybe hire someone with better penmanship than you.

I really don’t know what I’d do with a 1978 Ford LTD.

Yeah, we didn’t have cable in the 80s because there was no cable where we lived.

Holy crap! I didn’t know that. Now I have to start searching for it.

Whirled peas

When did it become a rule that you have to be a home owner to hand out candy on Halloween? Where I live, anyone can give out candy on Halloween, even renters and guests.

What about when my sense of apathy outweighs my sense of giving a shit?

Encyclopedia Brown

Dying

A politician

We can’t all be Jimmy.

Oh, a Lemmy bot that gives an alternative YouTube link. Thanks for clarifying.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4111360.stm

What is pipedbot?

I read it in some medical journal many years ago, but I already knew it from experience.

For the same reason that orgasms are better if you’re wearing socks.

I prefer to type softly, but carry a big stick, to beat people with.