The Real King Gordon

Dogs can yawn when feeling stressed.

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/advice/why-do-dogs-yawn/

Its antifa!

Nothing quite like Bruce Springsteen feeding your noble steed some fuckin lo mein. Amiright?

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

When you fall down nobody laughs. Only concern.

Its installed backwards.

Just kidding, good job!

Its ALWAYS projection with trump.

“Nobody knows” = I dont know.

“Everybody is saying” = I am saying.

Yep, what an asshole.

Good. Fuck him.

Ohioan here. You are right.

Right, I mean fucking duhhhh…

Its going to starve itself.

Im tired, boss.

At 50 I learned I’d been tying my shoes wrong my entire life.

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/grannyknot.htm

Hello fellow boglehead. Im happy i learned this at a young age, a long time ago.

Costco is a great place to buy jewelry if you have a membership. Their profit is limited to 15%.

Only one way to stop and i don’t recommend it.

I never thought I would see Israel commit its own holocaust, but here we are.

I’ve heard good things about levels.

Same. Good riddance to bad rubbish.